A Heart Breaking Work of Staggering Genius

We start last year, and the World Cup tournament. Most notably, the romantic notion of the Flea’s destiny being realised, if not quite perfectly, pretty much as near as.

Whilst Messi was working wonders over in Qatar, my own little wonder was scoring six in a 33-1 victory and we celebrated the result at the first of many seasonal parties. It was beginning to feel a lot like Christmas, what with the various plays, presents still to purchase and Christmas food progs to watch despite this one’s menu being slightly different. The Christmas lights on our street were turned on, too, and we dressed up to celebrate.

Still, the lights weren’t the only thing we watched in December.

A lovely long weekend off allowed the chance to do some Christmas shopping and return home, in more ways than one. It was wonderful to return to The Giant Axe, an intriguingly named place and the stadium of my youth, for our first Marine away and to reminisce the early days of my own playing career. ‘We’ won 3-1, and I even spotted a hero from yesteryear at the tea hut who was happy to have a chat.

On TV, though, it was all about the excellent Dark Horses documentary, about Italy’s surprise triumph in 2006, and the eerie but very cool Wednesday which transfixed our own little Addams daughter. We also started the new series of Dead to Me, and the excellent but bizarre films entitled How to With John Wilson: the one about what New Yorkers throw away (or don’t) was particularly insightful.

Then came the Final to beat all Finals, a glorious afternoon spent sat in my lucky shirt kindly bought for me by two good friends in work and I’d worn it for every game after Saudi Arabia… Elijah even joined in the ritual for the latter rounds, thinking his Messi PSG kit might somehow bring the Albiceleste luck.

Well, reader, it worked and a little tear came to my eye: this little magician has been a part of my football supporting life for seventeen years, I’m lucky enough to have seen him play three times in technicolour and I’ll take that to my grave, one occasion being my stag party for two and I’ll forever be grateful to him for entertaining and inspiring so many of us over the years.

‘Obsessed’ said one silly sausage, presumably incensed that one can find it possible to not be parochial in one’s outlook to heaving heroes (or, one could say pragmatic given that very few boys in blue can offer such moments of genius to be enjoyed) but I brushed that off and enjoyed the moment.

It was so wonderful to watch the highlights again and again… but there was another big event on the horizon.

As the big day approached, illness struck the house we turned attention to a great new find, thanks to my sister’s recommendation, Only Murders in the Building, a clever and funny series which also makes us fall back in love with New York. Similarly, the one-take instant classic Boiling Point – I’ve worked in restaurants and this is a brutal but brilliant reminder, not dissimilar to my present experience of precise preparation for an unforgiving audience and the pressures that often go unseen.

What’s sad is that my viewing it coincided with the sad passing of an inspiration, who actually taught the excellent Stephen Graham and loved to tell the tale of how in school, when young Stephen announced that he would be a famous actor one day, he responded with ‘what, with a face like that? No chance!’

I think Roy would be smiling down when Graham’s recently announced MBE is presented.

My own memories of him are the press ups on the dance floor, the guessing what he had for breakfast (a smorgasbord of unusual choices every Sunday) and the wisdom that made him a wonderful mentor, teacher and man but also a champion Egghead and the pride he showed on the night he took us out to celebrate his victory will forever be remembered.

Sadly, other greats were lost: the indomitable Pele, the always classy Vialli, and therefore the new year got off to a strange start. More suspected Scarlet Fever, meaning – and this is no slight on those wonderful people who work for the NHS – a half hour wait on hold before being able to speak to someone at the surgery about it; a subsequent four hour wait (on tenterhooks) to be called back by a doctor; meanwhile, I was enduring emergency dental treatment which cost me £250 for 27 minutes of care, and – without a phone due to the pending consultation – I couldn’t even use a phone box to ring home to check on the patient as the minimum call cost is apparently 60p! Britain is indeed broken… as are many hearts.

Still, we have to go again…

Ciao.

Something Else Sespiquedalian

Two busy months, which offered little time for reflection.

One opportunity though, came with the excellent Sensationalists series on YBAs and particularly, the installation by Michael Landy, in which he destroyed everything he owned via a giant compressor within an empty department store on Oxford Street.

At this time of year, the irony is delicious, as I doubt shoppers are spending thousands of pounds they can’t afford on things the gift receivers don’t need, and we do it all again and again every year…

In the words of Dr Seuss:

Anyway, at the risk of contradicting myself, another excellent episode of Stanley Tucci – my new style icon as well as food & drink inspiration – impressed us so much that we booked a trip and it’s lovely to have something to look forward to, nearly four years after the milestone the holiday will celebrate. I’m now obsessed over all things (and recipes*) Venetian – *gluten free, of course.

This year’s birthday money was spent on three football matches: the first was the mightily enjoyable performance by the Blues v Crystal Palace, before which both Andy Burnham and Dixie Dean’s great granddaughter frequented my pre match venue of choice; the ever impressive Marine won 2-0 in the second, and the third was spent at Castle Greyskull as I excitedly observed the best team in Europe so far this season disappointed for once, although my little mate Kvaratskhelia was class, and it was so exciting to see Osimhen, Simeone, and Raspadori etc especially as the little guy finally got his last birthday gift.

Then, once upon a time, we took a couple of days out in Manchester and saw Gary Neville on Deansgate after a fantastically invigorating afternoon at the Science Museum. A couple of drinks in the lovely Albert’s Schloss, great meal at Rain! (where I last imbibed about twenty years ago) then an early night before a big day ahead!

We went to see the Vimto statue, viewed many a time from the train into the city but given how much the little man drinks it, it was a must see, then for personal reasons, especially the BBC4 documentary, I showed him where the Hacienda had once stood.

This was before a wonderful couple of hours at the National Football Museum celebrating football stickers and getting excited about the upcoming World Cup. We met up with old friends, too, and visited the coolest cafe in the city (FEDERAL) the coincidences therein linked nicely to the next few episodes of This is Us and celebrating Halloween then some great viewing such as the BBC’s star-studded Messi and Il Fenomino documentaries, Clifford the Big Red Dog, the wonderful Welsh Sporting Heroes: Neville Southall documentary plus a new favourite show, the incredible kitchen set adrenaline rush that is The Bear.

Back to school, it sadly came, along with it the highs and lows of being a parent, from a double hat trick to throwing up on the top deck of a bus home from training (weekly sessions involve getting changed in the car or the sports centre toilet and evoke the story of Ross Barkley attributing his successes to his mum getting two buses home with from his training) and then Comic Con – an incredible experience which I shared with an excited nine year old really starting to recognise films, TV series and toys just like those a younger me did.

This was therefore the perfect place, with a vast array of stalls and sets as well as artwork and incredible costumes people were only happy to have a selfie with us in. Sadly, the stars charge a lot more and, on a budget, we had to settle for seeing them from afar this time but that was more than enough for B seeing Gaten Materazzo close up, and me the young ‘uns from Cobra Kai cast, the butler from Fresh Prince, and most impressively the Fratelli brothers from The Goonies. For anyone still unenlightened, we went dressed as Papa and Eleven from Stranger Things: even got papped in the process, and the whole day was heavenly.

The next day, the World Cup.

It had a different build up this year. Aside from the politics and the debates, which I won’t discuss here, the architecture, especially with Bradley Moore growing nicely, caught my attention this time around, especially the unusual and brilliant Stadium 974, which brought back memories of a project on containerisation I did a few years ago, but still kits and star players took centre stage as I experienced the anticipation through the eyes of a six year old as I too was, back in Mexico 86, and the excitement I still feel getting all nostalgic about Francescoli, Altobelli, Butragueno, Sanchez and of course Maradona, came to the fore again. This time, I even have a replica shirt from the Hand of God game to wear when Argentina play, thanks to my work daughters’ kindness.

The week before the tournament, as entertaining and controversial as it has proven to be, my appetite for the upcoming feast of FIFA was whetted by various other programmes, especially Four Weeks That Shook The World (in which they interviewed Schillachi and his dad, heartbreakingly) I watched the excellent Gary Neville in Qatar, the C4 Italia 90 doc on hooliganism… and then came the football itself.

Advent, then, and more excitement coming…

Field of Dreams

To Autumn, then…

The leaves turn and fall; memories remain, and I write about them before they fade.

‘Twas ever thus.

Summer passed by with a lot of cooking and DIY. I rediscovered Opal Fruits, listened to a great podcast featuring two of my favourite ever footballers, Pat Nevin and Johan Cruyff – both of whom I’ve been lucky enough to meet – and the return of the Mighty Marine – replete with their new mascot – on their new pitch, which I got to try out (and Elijah played on, more of which later!)

I also watched Mad Tracey from Margate, reminisced about going to a talk she gave with Sir Peter Blake and afterwards, giving her a copy of my homage drawing, Everyone I’ve ever Met Whilst Drunk which I hope she cherishes to this day. B turned 9, so we tentatively allowed her to start Stranger Things from the beginning which offered fresh insights, plus we watched Turning Red again on repeat, both on Disney+ and in real life, and the equally brilliant series 3 of both Breeders and This is Us – described by a friend as the cleverest TV series ever made, and I concur – whilst Elijah signed up to Marina Academy, which meant several new kits and weekends spent proudly becoming Soccer Moms and Dads.

Another great meal at Barnacle, the last of the summer wine – wholeheartedly recommended again, even though our favourite front of hours has left for the exciting new Hawksmoor Liverpool which we can’t wait to frequent – and a tear-jerking tour of Goodison Park, home for not much longer, during which Elijah’s walk down the tunnel to Z Cars will never be forgotten.

There also came his first proper birthday party, thanks to some virus’s interventions; a great new series of Cobra Kai; Andor, which I’m yet to fully get my teeth into… and then the seminal moments of the Queen’s death, at which B was upset after her communication with her Majesty earlier in the year, naturally.

The news also evoked clear memories of a summer spent working at Buckingham Palace and an unforgettable afternoon at Clarence House with the new King: most people know this story, but I’ll tell it again anyway as it seems timely. Twenty years ago, unlikely as it seems, I was a security guard at Buckingham Palace for the Summer Opening of the State Rooms in the Jubilee Year. It was a fascinating experience which I’ll remember forever, especially the many oddballs obsessed with the family and their apparent right to part of the property.

Years later, meanwhile, a Healthy Schools event saw me invited to Clarence House and it’s weird now to think that the dinner ladies and I were stood talking to the future King and his wife, in their house, looking at their photos and knick-knacks and even using their downstairs toilet. On the way there, I happened to bump into a famous TV chef, and I told him what our kids thought of him for his efforts to change school dinners but that I thought he was alright and even gave him a rewards ribbon that my future wife had made.

Back to reality after a surreal couple of weeks of mourning, Elijah turned 6 and we spent a nice day out in town spent spending his birthday money on football cards and bubble teas and we adapted to change, in more ways than one. Secondary schools were looked round, and I made the choice to go Gluten Free after months of discomfort and difficulties. It’s quite liberating and certainly the best decision: all my favourite things would appear to contain gluten, therefore things are more expensive, and things will never be the same again, but I’m actually excited about that fact.

Talking of things changing, to celebrate my own birthday, Elijah and I went to see the new stadium taking shape on the waterfront. That we were later asked to leave the grounds of the nearby Titanic Hotel where the LFC squad were having their pre match meal, presumably because we were both in blue, didn’t spoil an emotive hour spent dreaming and imagining how it’ll look in a couple of years when we’re there for a match. That it’s now becoming a reality, especially after seemingly years of (now very sheepish) others’ arrogant crowing that ‘it’ll never happen’ etc is another momentous life event that I’m seeing through the eyes of a little boy and I’m loving every minute.

We end very positively, then. I got to experience the newly laid 4G pitch that Marine call home, as E starred in a tournament on there one sunny Sunday. Meanwhile, my best mate of thirty-two years came to visit, my wonderful wife took me out on a date, and Stanley Tucci is back on the TV with his excellent Italy series so all is right with the world… just in time for the clocks to go back and darkness to arrive…

Cheers!