The Old Endless Chain

Happy new year to you all!

On the radio the other day, they were discussing the newly released NOW 122, and it reminded me how old I am – I remember getting NOW 14 – and also that I’d not posted on this old site for ages, despite keeping a draft in my notes to add to, whenever my own greatest hits (to add to the quarterly compilations I compose) have occurred. It’s been even more difficult these few months because my 300+ day Duolingo streak has mysteriously turned my keyboard Italian. Still, don’t worry: 2026 will bring more of the same: “the old endless chain of love, tolerance, indifference, aversion and disgust”


Anyway, we go back to October half term – last year, before 6/7 took over the world – and the lovely River of Light festival in Liverpool. We actually spent the day doing a mystery tour of town, a type of treasure hunt, and it highlighted the amazing hidden gems the city has to offer. These puzzles are really enjoyable and I’d recommend them to anyone looking for a solo tour or a family day out to get to know a place.


The next day was Halloween, and rather than go out trick or treating, the youngest wanted to go swimming. We had the pool to ourselves, a rather surreal way to spend the spookiest night of the year, though quite apt in a way, given some of the scary films in which a character has been whisked away whilst nightswimming (and I was humming the REM song throughout the whole experience) which introduced nicely the viewing for the next few days: the entire Purge collection, and IT: Welcome to Derry, another sign that the eldest is growing up (too) fast. I then settled for more exciting and nostalgic viewing, The Fantastic Four, as I recovered from another bout of RFA that sadly seems not to have worked.

All life long, the same questions, the same answers.

Whilst lying on the sofa those few days, the new John Lewis advert dropped, and once again their sentimental seasonal offering made me cry as it connoted the halcyon days of youth – think Mrs Johnstone longingly singing in Blood Brothers, “we’d go dancing” but with a middle aged man in the leading role reminiscing myriad Indie Nights and Bugged Out! – but also the changing relationship with my son, which was reflected in my contribution to Stephen Graham’s excellent, heartfelt project entitled ‘Letters To Our Sons’ and even if my letter doesn’t make the book, I’m still very proud to have been involved. You can find out more about this brilliant project here.

To cheer us all up, a new series of Alan Partridge also dropped, with some seminal and hilarious scenes; I read the excellent The Outsiders by S. E. Hinton and revisited Bourdain for the umpteenth time; we enjoyed the upturn of fortunes for Marine, and a great win for the Blues away at Man Utd, then another great live dramatic production with WW at Lucilla in Crosby – and, this time with B – the excellent Wicked: For Good, which I enjoyed but was most excited about a poster I saw for the new Timothee Chalamet film, especially when he was on Graham Norton that evening dressed as a younger me:

You’ll probably have already noticed this piece is more about the on screen or stage creative arts, but there is some visual stuff coming up later, I assure you!

Talking of viewing, we finally gave into the urge of getting a Ring doorbell fitted (thankfully, the day after Halloween) and much fun was had testing it out, not so much getting notifications whenever anyone walked past the house because the catchment area settings were awry. Still, we were delighted to watch the Channel 5 ‘Play for Today’ Special Measures as it was directed by a very talented ex pupil of ours who admitted the story was partly inspired by his experiences whilst under our tutelage. Then, of course, the other TV event of the year and the return of Stranger Things with a real wow moment coming at the end of the first set of episodes to be released. This coincided nicely with another trip to Comic Con Liverpool and seeing several stars, the highlight of which was probably Elisabeth Shue.

Advent continued apace, nice experiences came and went, and before we knew it, the big day arrived, bringing with it a PS5 and an egg chair. To say the kids were elated is an understatement, but then to be fair they had made it onto the Good List this year, and the meal went went followed by parlour games and the obligatory turkey sandwich / Negroni combo I annually savour on Christmas night. Boxing Day, then, brought more ST (a slightly disappointing third instalment, truth be told) and then endless days featuring lots of lie-ins, chocolate biscuits and reflecting on some of the seismic shifts which had occurred over the year that was soon to end.

I can’t go on. I’ll go on.

Again, to keep it light – I enjoyed classic viewing of yesteryear (Rear Window, Hercules and Me) and a hugely enjoyable pantomime in New Brighton (the 6/7 jokes still make me smile) as well as an incredibly well made documentary by David Attenborough on Wild London (those foxes, amazing) which pre-cursed the arrival on our street of the beautiful ring-necked parakeets… and then, talking of escapees (if you believe their origin stories) ever-intriguing annual Netflix Harlan Coben series Run Away, making me reflect even more on being a father to a daughter, and the beautifully written and almost mesmeric Normal People (I know we’re years late to this beautifully romantic party, but hey) before the year was out.

We made it to Southport one day, too, and finally some art! Three wonderful little exhibitions at the ever dependable Atkinson, the first brought an aesthetically overpowering Salon style display of a plethora of paintings from the museum’s first show. Next was a celebration of twenty years of the Iron Men – the ones just down the road from us, the ones who I once spent a summer trying to draw all hundred (I gave up three quarters of the way up the coast) and who have seen our romance blossom and the kids grow up – as photographed by Crosby’s very own brilliant photographer Ron Davies (and whose wife was B’s midwife all those years ago!)

The final exhibition was probably my favourite, not necessarily for the artwork on show – glasswork and jewellery – but its inspiration and the sweets made in local factories, as well as the community projects, curated and co-ordinated by the artist Linny Venables. A particular plus point to these rooms were the wall designs accompanying the displays, especially the Chewits design above…

Last year was one of change, both at home and at the homes of EFC, and stressful situations at times, so it felt strange reminiscing how different things had looked twelve months previous. The real standout moment of the year was the cathartic sunshine of May and saying Goodbye to Goodison amidst the blue skies and smoke from the flares, the tears and the cheers and memories, and mixed fortunes on the pitch (and some people’s experiences off it) had made things a little muddled in whether the field was one of dreams or occasional nightmares. the second highlight was the very talented Lewis Guy taking the above photo which will soon be featured on the fan photo montage under the West Stand.

Even recently, it’s gone from the sublime to the ridiculous regularly, with moans about the logistics of travel and service following disappointments followed by hope and excitement with the next surprising victory. Even amidst the poor performances we have enjoyed encounters with several ex players, a talented poet / DJ and a renowned BBC journalist (who even very kindly gave E a programme!) and, whichever outcome has occurred, we stay to the end – getting photographed at long distance to highlight the emptiness all around – then, when we finally get home, to soften the often-arriving blows, we really enjoy the football of the Championship or even the Scottish Premiership. Downtime over the holidays afforded several entertaining games from the lower and alternative leagues, and the highlight of them all was probably the scenes after the thrilling Edinburgh derby.

Still, the sun was about to set on the bundle of contradictions that was 2025 and despite thoughts being with many others, we looked forward…

The end is in the beginning and yet you go on.

New year, new me, then… and doing Dry January offered the opportunity to save some money, improve sleep and hopefully make a positive start to 2026. So far it’s going swimmingly. I admit it was a little testing, having those three home games in a week which should have been enjoyable and celebratory but instead both frustrating and exciting in equal measure, though ultimately disappointing, especially for the little guy experiencing the highs and lows of seeing his favourite player score at last then witnessing (and losing) his first ‘live’ penalty shoot out.

I think you’ll find it’s actually we who see things they’ll never see.

Fail again, fail better.

Oh, and my other new year’s resolution is to read more Samuel Beckett.

Tales of the Unexpected (of Time and the City)

Summer’s gone
Days spent with the gloss and sun
So wake up Boo
There’s so many things for us to do

We go back to what feels like an eternity ago, and the midsummer madness of decorating and expectation. A great day out at Gulliver’s World, on the hottest day of the year.

Our first Spud Bros jacket potato, before an entertaining cup tie seeing Wrexham live for the first time.

A lovely trip to Port Sunlight for the excellent Jim Moir exhibition of his bird paintings at the ever-serene Lady Lever Gallery and a great lunch at Claremont Farm

… before a surreal trip around Birkenhead and a pint at the painfully hip Future Yard, replete with a KLF ice cream (from Justified and Ancient)

Then a return home for my own personalised edition of the amazing Glovesmen of Goodison, by the brilliant Paul Owens (and a page by yours truly) which whetted the appetite for the season to come.

Nights were spent catching up on missed watching opportunities: Joker 2, somewhat disappointing; Alice in Borderland, clever and a chance to spend quality time with the eldest who was about to turn 12; and The Bear, which went back to its brilliant best at the end of the fourth series and left us all waiting for more.

There also came the return of football, halcyon days in the sunshine searching for stones and seeking out new drinking dens in the shadow of the Hill Dickinson, flags treasured forever and experiences never to be forgotten. There have already been a couple of magic moments, and a real disappointment in the rain last time out, though still a special occasion and chance meetings with yesteryear heroes and familiar faces plus a behind the scenes tour of true quality.

But then, a return to school and it was thankfully marked with a lovely tea at the newly opened Piloto Lounge in Crosby Village where, for a night, normality was forgotten. We started watching Under The Bridge, interesting premise but ultimately too tired to fully invest. We preferred the calming and insightful travel series, an Iberian alternative to Stanley Tucci’s Tour of Italy, Eva Longoria’s Searching for Spain and it made us long – no pun intended – for the Land of The Rabbits.

Talking of furry pets, we sadly lost not one but two guinea pigs recently. They’re buried in the garden, side by side, and they will be missed.

To lighten the mood, we had a wonderful little evening out watching the hilarious and clever Rob Beckett at the Philharmonic after a quick drink in the newly renovated Ye Cracke, a hugely historic pub where we met the people who had worked on it. That evening, and an earlier little pub crawl, cemented my belief that this is currently the best part of town – it’s the most beautiful at sunset, and on screen, but also the coolest, what with Rob Gutmann‘s influence spreading – and just around the corner, I also got talking to another fellow Blue, the very witty and irreverent Sam Avery, who was happy to talk football in advance of what was to come the following week.

Birthdays were spent at the excellent and informative tour of the HD then with a takeaway, then the brilliantly designed new Il Capitano’s for amazing pizzas then home for a personalised video from Alan Kelly Jr which really made my day.

Wake me up when September ends, I always say, and this year was no different, although October gave it a run for its money with busy evenings and weekends, made up of the following: Pulp‘s new album; Alan Partridge; Fans Supporting Foodbanks starting a collection at Marine; Jack Grealish; revisiting Portishead; Richard Osman’s House of Games; a return to Goodison Park; BIG DUNC; mummies and axolotls at World Museum Liverpool.

There also came Black Rabbit; a brilliant night out for a silver wedding anniversary; the lovely Leonard and Hungry Paul; Pizza Pilgrims‘ beautiful new book… all of which took us up to half term and, finally, a chance to pause and relax.

The highlight of the week (so far) was undoubtedly the Wallace & Gromit exhibition at the newly reopened Harris Museum in Preston, a gem of a place with some amazing artworks and artefacts amidst beautiful architecture and a really interesting city centre which evoked memories of childhood but also so much newness, with its vibrant market and exciting new ventures reflecting the growing diversity and student population whilst also harking back to the history of the place.

We were going to eat at the MAD Giant food hall, but settled for the impressive world menu offering at McDonald’s – pineapple on a spicy chicken burger, no less – and, obviously, I had to get a butter pie, too, as another symbol of that past and future! We’d parked at the retro, yet still futuristic bus station, as if another reminder that time was going forward and backwards at this point.

The rest of the week will be spent painting fences, marking books, doing some touristy things in Liverpool then preparing for Hallowe’en and yet more treatment on my back issues, meaning I should hopefully be able to recuperate in front of a screen… and no doubt, watch more new weird stuff to write about next time, in yet another perfect encapsulation of history repeating itself.

The Luckiest Guy Alive

Football, parenting, poetry – ’twas ever thus.

Coming down from the blue skies of catharsis that took place in May, it was a real joy to see Seamus Coleman in Speke after spending quality time at Ninja Warrior UK. He was with his family, so we didn’t bother him as he prepared to go ten pin bowling, but it was a good moment. Everything seemed great in the world, a lovely trip to Cheshire bringing with it Bob Mortimer’s brilliant new book Hotel Avocado (and we started belatedly watching his fishing series as a result) plus visits to Eureka Science Museum and a fantastic evening in the company of the greats, John Robb and Dr John Cooper Clarke, in conversation at the Everyman, and I simply had to but his new anthology given that its cover was a Sir Peter Blake classic.

However, during the same week, a little health scare involving B, she’s fine now but it was all about cortisol levels leading to a night at Alder Hey which brought me back to earth and seeking the comforts of Gomorrah whilst living vicariously through those at Glastonbury watching Pulp, Olivia Rodrigo and many more class acts.

Summer came, with a winning trip to Chester Races; the final instalments of Squid Game arrived and the kitchen extension finally reached its conclusion. We were so thrilled with the outcome, thanks to the hard work of Grey Stone Construction and their associates, and started to enjoy not just the fruits of their labour (and all the extra space) but also the brilliant Marinafest in Bootle and the much anticipated return of The Bear – this series brought a return to its brilliant best and I thought showed real signs of being influenced by Wes Anderson-esque cinematography and incredible acting and pathos – and also Oasis.

As the Palermo fans’ tifo for their friendly against City highlighted, the world went crazy again for Burnage brilliance (it’s not my photo, sadly)

Thanks to the kindness of strangers, I illegally live streamed many of the opening concerts and really enjoyed them. They took me back to last summer, when the tickets were being released and I didn’t think it necessary to wait online for hours: I saw the band at Reading Festival in 2000, I’d thought, and they were past their best then, plus I’d met Liam a few years later and he swore at me whilst signing an autograph I stupidly gave away to someone I hardly knew (but it was to impress my now wife, so every cloud etc) but seeing these reunion gigs and talking to people who were lucky enough to attend them, I regret not trying and watched on with envy as they played out over the summer and I found solace in the digital radio station Radio X Oasis which plays back to back classics and rare b-sides which all take me back to 1995 and teenage love.

Talking of which…

The brilliant BBC adaptation of the excellent novel Mix Tape by Jane Sanderson, delving into the past with perfect musical choices, and when waxing lyrical online about the music in one of the episodes, I discovered that the writer is married to a fellow blue, journalist Brian Viner, and he lamented the minimal promotion of the book in stores, so I’m publicising it now! The performances are as great as the clever storyline and eclectic soundtrack, plus it’s set in one of our favourite cities. Talking of which, the 20th Anniversary edition of Richard Hawley’s seminal Coles Corner arrived, replete with a beautiful photo to frame and even a make your own carboard version of the old department store where courting couples would meet.

There then came wonderful school reports, accolades to acknowledge values and progress and performances in the cathedral. A memorable day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach, taking me even further back, and a very apt surprise around the same time as my mum brought me a memory bag of my own, full of random objects and images that piece together an easily forgotten but more quickly recalled past, such as the belter of a team photo you just found me on.

Then, the holidays finally started with a beautiful new Megastore at the Hill Dickinson Stadium, and new episodes of a family favourite, 22 Kids and Counting, with the exciting Test matches I listened to whilst painting endless walls, skirting boards and door frames. I freely admit to seeing others jetting off to far off places and wishing it was us, but needs must, and after months of upheaval we (literally) needed to get the house in order when we had the time and freedom.

Still, it wasn’t all DIY – a wonderful trip to London, reading BIG DUNC, comedy films such as the thought provoking Yes Man (in the week before Terence Stamp’s passing), then most of Adam Sandler’s back catalogue (questionable for the youngest, I know) and the best, though probably most uncomfortable, viewing of the summer so far.

Not Everton, we’ll come to them shortly. No, I mean the incredibly powerful and very hard-hitting Unforgivable. I’m biased because I taught (and still communicate with) the main character’s actor, Bobby Schofield, and I’ve told him what we thought of the storyline and his performance as well as the stellar supporting cast. Like Adolescence, arguably better, it really got me thinking about my son’s footballing future and also about how proud I am that someone I taught for a couple of years nearly two decades ago might be up on stage at next year’s BAFTAs! Now, to even more excitement of the new dawn at BMD.

The Roma game was something of a disappointment, though the emotions of finding our stone on Everton Way, the surreal self-service kiosks, and the memories which came flooding back during the Legends game afterwards more than made up for the anticlimactic performance. We can only hope that, as the new season starts this weekend, the arrival of Jack Grealish ignites the squad as much as it has the excitement of E who now wants to grow his hair again and rekindle the head bands he used to wear when first inspired by the player a couple of years ago.

Meanwhile, B turns twelve and I reflect on a dozen difficult but marvellous years as a father. I keep a lot of things private but describing my emotions on a blog that a few family and friends might read, along with some students (hence my keeping things clean) feels cathartic so I’ll just admit it’s tricky at times but when it’s good, it really is. Someone once told me ‘it just gets better and better’ and I was initially doubtful this could be true, especially since tweenage years and puberty have kicked in, but it has certainly proven to be the case. When we’re not arguing about cereal or I’m getting ‘the look’.

Finally, some art: five years ago, I was asked by Jay Wilson to paint a mural of Diego Maradona in the toilet of the best pizzeria on Merseyside. It was inspired by the classic mid eighties Panini of the great man. Ever since, I have been honoured to visit with my family, watching them grow with every picture taken with it; and so proud when friends saw it, taking selfies themselves, but now the owners have outgrown the premises and moved into their new location around the corner so presumably won’t want a life size, trompe l’oeil lockdown painting of one of my heroes watching over the bathroom activities of their new customers.

So, last week we bade an emotional farewell to Diego and were reminded that the best art is transient: just ask Willem De Kooning and Robert Rauschenberg, Michael Landy, Tracey Emin and Banksy among many others who’ll all concur that nothing ever lasts forever but also that Diego, as we all know, is eternal.

Overall then, despite spending so many warm summer days indoors working away on the house, I still feel like the luckiest man around. Having so many people see my artwork over the years, being present at the inaugural league match – a once in a lifetime opportunity – and watching my little girl grow up into a beautiful and caring young woman, as well as my superb son and wonder woman of a wife, fantastic families around me and making memories and now food in a dream kitchen… I feel so fortunate.

Therefore, I’ll leave the final words to the great Dr John Cooper Clarke, before I enjoy the dog days of the summer and prepare to turn 46.

The Luckiest Guy Alive

Nothing matters and what if it did
There’s more than one way to make a quid
You’ll be farting through silk if you stick with me kid I’m the luckiest guy alive
Life is one big happy skive
The luckiest guy alive
Just waiting for the trouble to arrive

On the fairway I’m under par
At the boat club they call me the Commissar
With a monogrammed tankard a-hanging in the bar I’m the luckiest guy alive
I got a kick-ass drag boat I ain’t allowed to drive
The luckiest guy alive
Just waiting for the trouble to arrive

A broad daylight killing spree
I heard about it on the BBC
Expert opinion tends to agree
Stranger things apparently happen at sea
Anyway don’t worry ’bout me
I’m the luckiest guy alive
A better situation you could only connive
The luckiest guy alive
Just waiting for the trouble to arrive

Time was it was the whole of the Law
That kept my feet on the literal floor
But gravity ain’t my friend no more
Oh no that’s for sure
But in the luckiest guy alive
I got a facial tattoo saying please review
The luckiest guy alive
Just waiting for the trouble to arrive